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I (K)Need Relie
An ode to my injury and illness over the last two weeks. It has been tough but not too miserable.

Attilio Lospinoso
Jul 4, 20229 min read
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Bring Back the Landline
A child abductor continues to strike in the suburbs of Colorado in the 70s, but now the black phone is ringing.

Attilio Lospinoso
Jun 29, 20227 min read
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To Infinity and Beyond
A Space Ranger stuck in his ways is forced to find out that he needs help from others. This mission can not be done alone.

Attilio Lospinoso
Jun 20, 20228 min read
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DinoBORE
The new Jurassic World movie lasts longer the Jurassic period, and it is not good.

Attilio Lospinoso
Jun 12, 20226 min read
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An Aerial Display of Dominance at the Box Office
The movies do not need super hero movies to survive, they just need Tom Cruise doing Tom Cruise things!

Attilio Lospinoso
Jun 5, 20227 min read
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Off The Grid (Kind Of)
No movies this week, but I did enjoy some time in the Adirondacks!

Attilio Lospinoso
May 30, 20226 min read
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Men: An AlleGORY
Alex Garland takes another beautiful landscape and turns it into a nightmare.

Attilio Lospinoso
May 23, 20226 min read
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Firestarter Burns Out Quick
Another Stephen King adaptation hits the big screen and disappoints me.

Attilio Lospinoso
May 15, 20226 min read
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The Multiverse of Badness
The new Dr. Strange fails to wow and does not live up the horror that was promised. A sub par Marvel film.

Attilio Lospinoso
May 8, 20227 min read
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A Viking Legend: The Northman
By far my favorite movie of the year, The Northman tells an intense story in an increddibly beautful way.

Attilio Lospinoso
May 3, 20226 min read
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The Philosophy of the Everything Bagel
A movie that many are calling one of the best sci-fi films, centers around an everything bagel that can destroy everything.

Attilio Lospinoso
Apr 25, 20227 min read
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My Marathon Magnum Opus
I got third in the Newport Marathon and got redemption from my poor perfomrance in Chicago. Here is the story!

Attilio Lospinoso
Apr 19, 202211 min read
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A Heist Gone Wrong
Two brothers rob a bank, and it shockingly goes wrong, so they steal an ambulance. It sounds ridiculous, and it is, but in a good way.

Attilio Lospinoso
Apr 11, 20227 min read
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Mocking Morbius
Marvel releases a dud that still wins at the box office despite all the negative press.

Attilio Lospinoso
Apr 3, 20225 min read
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The Best Picture Goes to...
Another year in movies has come to an end, and although the movies were not the story from the Oscars, they should have been.

Attilio Lospinoso
Mar 28, 20226 min read
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X: An Erotic Horror
An old decrepit couple murder porn stars because they are jealous of their youth, and it is just what you want from an A24 horror film!

Attilio Lospinoso
Mar 20, 20227 min read
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A Preteen Euphoria
Turning Red is Pixar's depiction of puberty, and it does it well, but it just does not seem to fit the Pixar profile.

Attilio Lospinoso
Mar 14, 20227 min read
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The Bat and the Cat Go Dark
The new Batman has finally been released, and it lives up to the hype!

Attilio Lospinoso
Mar 6, 20227 min read
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A Foo Fighters Scary Movie?
A little campy and borderline parody, Studio 666 is a fun throwback to late 90s horror with a death metal spin.

Attilio Lospinoso
Feb 28, 20225 min read
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An Interesting Spin on Werewolves
A small village in Europe becomes the target of attacks from a beast after the village elders make a terrible decision.

Attilio Lospinoso
Feb 22, 20225 min read
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